Well let’s give them all a big wooden clap on the back. Scientisticians have now found out that GM seeds are both dangerous and immortal. Congratulations, idiots.
“Seeds of some genetically modified crops can endure in soil for at least 10 years, scientists have discovered.”
States the BBC News website. Well, fellas, I’m afraid to tell you that you’ve arrived at this conclusion (one that everyone already knew from day bloody one) far too fucking late. The cop out “at least 10 years” is infuriating. Yes, they will endure in soil for at least 10 years. Their life-span is somewhere between 10 and infinity years – I’ll leave you braniacs to figure out which of those two limits is the most accurate estimate!
What, pray tell, will you be discovering next? Water is wet? Babies are young? How would we ever get along without you guys popping up from time to time and stating the glaringly obvious?
Not to mention it’s your fault. A more honest headline would have been “Scientists have ‘fucked up’”.
So thanks for letting us know about this “GM rape” – I trust the irony of the double meaning is not lost on you white-coated simpletons.
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